I am the very model of a modern stable President
I tweet about my business and my genius; I’m not hesitant
The Democrats and Liberals all believe I’ve lost my sanity
But I’ve got Fox and Friends and I can always count on Hannity
In bed, I eat the fast food healthy people find inedible
And watch TV with fake stories my base will not find credible
The 25th Amendment can’t be used to put a halt on me
Until the GOP gets blamed for wrecking the economy
The Russian Oligarchs have laundered lots of rubles using me
So my Administration can’t survive a Justice inquiry
I tweet about my business and my genius; I’m not hesitant
I am the very model of a modern stable President