For best results, sing to an appropriately recognizable Broadway tune:

Sedition, sedition!  Sedition!
Sedition, sedition!  Sedition!

Who, day and night, must gorge upon fried chicken,
Line his pockets grifting, tweet his daily lies?
And who has the right, as US President
To be above the US Law?

The Donald, the Donald! Sedition!
The Donald, the Donald! Sedition!

Who must know the way to block a Senate bill,
To pack a court, prevent a vote?
Who must raze the Congress and its history,
So wealthy folks can hoard portfolios?

McConnell, McConnell! Sedition!
McConnell, McConnell! Sedition!

For years, we’ve broadcast stories
By saying “some folks say…”
With lies and innuendo,
It seems we’ve won the day.

Fox News, Fox News! Sedition!
Fox News, Fox News! Sedition!

And who does Donald teach
Racism symbolized,
To make them full of anger
And feeling victimized?

The Rabble, the Rabble!  Sedition!
The Rabble, the Rabble!  Sedition!

The Donald, McConnell, Fox News, the Rabble!  Sedition!
The Donald, McConnell, Fox News, the Rabble!  Sedition!

Sedition, sedition!  Sedition!
Sedition, sedition!  Sedition!